Forester Saga

"jariten1781" (jariten1781) 03/13/2015 at 14:46 • Filed to: None

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So for the past 3 weeks this Forester has been parking like this on our garage. I'm not sure it falls into full asshat territory since there's plenty of available spots, but can anyone explain why? I mean it made some (not very much since the interior of the garage is never full) sense weeks ago when there were giant snow piles, but for at least 14 days those spots have been plenty large enough to park in normally.

Enlighten me.

Edit: Yep it's an outback. Yes I'm an idiot, but I'm leaving it as is for posterity.

itschrome > jariten1781 03/13/2015 at 14:48

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I'm gonna try to give them the benefit of a doubt here . maybe reverse went out on them?

nah I can't do it, pure fucktardery right there..

MonkeePuzzle > jariten1781 03/13/2015 at 14:48

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not a forester

jariten1781 > MonkeePuzzle 03/13/2015 at 14:51

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You are correct, I'm a moron.

SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie > jariten1781 03/13/2015 at 14:52

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If you're going to do that, park as far from the door as you can. Even if the parking lot is mostly empty, taking up three closer spots for one car is pretty dick.

jariten1781 > SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie 03/13/2015 at 15:00

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I just don't get it. Here's a shot of the whole garage. If you just don't want anyone to door ding you the top floor of the higher portion NEVER has a single car in it. The 2nd to top (highest interior floor) usually has less than 4 cars in it.

It's not like the guy is taking choice spots...those are in the bottom floor. It doesn't bother me, it just makes me really confused.

Rainbow > jariten1781 03/13/2015 at 15:01

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How come nobody is parked behind or in front of him? I'd definitely try to box him in if I saw this.

SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie > jariten1781 03/13/2015 at 15:03

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Ahh, I figured that there was some sort of entrance from the roof or something. Yeah, that's weird.

blacktruck18 > jariten1781 03/13/2015 at 15:21

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Get 2 friends park 2 cars in the spots on either side of the outback, right on the lines so he can't get out. Drive friends home. Leave cars overnight or even better over the weekend. Wait for the hilarity to ensue.

jkm7680 > jariten1781 03/13/2015 at 16:04

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Like how it's facing another Outback.

Park right in front of it, and have a buddy park on the other side of the back.

m-b-w loves his SUBAROO > jariten1781 03/13/2015 at 16:17

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Clearly it can't help from staring at it's beautiful girlfriend.

pip bip - choose Corrour > jariten1781 03/14/2015 at 08:34

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new car and doesn't want doors being dinged?

maybe?